hello

I'm taller in person.

Who am I

A Piscis who loves long walks on the beach, playing guitar and piano, VR games, and is competitive about literally everything! Haha I know, typical Piscis! I'm also fluent in sarcasm, but pretty serious about building great software. PSA: The way to win me over is tacos.

FAQ

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Serving my fifth year of sentence, should you hire me now.

Frontend or backend?

Yes.

What's the easiest way to fire you?

No worries. I'll automate myself out of a job.

How do you take feedback?

“Well, I think we shoulda never climbed down from the trees, but here we are, Bob. You gonna approve this PR or what.”

Have a cover letter?

“I swiped right on you because my passion for engineering and having money to survive this late-stage capitalist hellscape matched with the job you posted and the blue of your eyes.”

How do I contact you?

Carrier pigeon, smoke signals, or the contact form below.